November 20th, 2009 by admin

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person’s profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only “lines” that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Hard Times

1. Why is this so hard?  Did i do anything to make you hard?

2. Walk with me.  Where? To the mall?  Fine.  Help me do my exercise.

3. My software is state of the art.  I don’t care if i don’t like you.  Everyone got the same.  It’s just the stamina that varies. lol!

4. Can’t believe I did this.  No idea because it never happened. to me One night stand is a no no.

5. Life is an adventure or nothing.  Life is what we make it.  If you want adventure, it’s not only in dating.  Id rather go wild river rafting than go out with someone not close or stranger coz he is salivating on the thoughts of….yucks!

6. Looking for someone to get to no.  Learn to say NO.  And you will not regret it.

7. I am absolutely terrible at this!!  Answering this meme.

8. Anything is possible, right?  Not with me or it depends how encouraging you are.

9. It’s your last day to live, live it.  I will spend it with the whole family and i want you to be there, too.

10. I enjoy text messages.  If they are wholesome messages and i secretly got a crush on you.