S9 – Saturday Thunks

1. You are walking down a rainy road. There is a five hundred dollar bill on the road. You look around and except for someone a half block away, you are alone. You naturally pick up the bill and put it away. That person approaching stops and says, “I saw you pick up that money. It’s mine.” You ask how much it was. She yells, “Are you calling me a liar?” What do you do? -Probably i will ask her why she yells.  It was obviously not my money but i don’t like someone to be rude that way.  Will give her back the money, anyway even if i yell back at her. lol!

2. If I were to inspect your guest bathroom, how would I find it?
- Luckily there is no guestroom in my home.  But if i can show you off our college guestroom then it’s clean and ready for occupancy anytime.

3. You are given a state of the art bow and arrow. Who or what is your first target (after a lesson or two)?  An apple.

4. The doorbell rings. The person at the door is wearing a raincoat and you know them. They flash you and are completely naked. Other than your S/O, who would you think would it would be and would guess you’d find that funny? Why do you guess that person and would you laugh or be pissed off?
- I will call the police.

5. What do you call a male Ladybug? Malebug?

6. Your friends throw you a party. They’ve got a big national music star to come and perform. It is someone you detest. Do you make believe you like the songs or do you fess up and get the star out of the party?
- I won’t love the songs for sure but won’t make up a scene because i don’t like the star. Maybe i will find excuse to go home after spending some time with my friends.

7. What’s your favorite breed of wild, mean attack dogs? That kind of wrinkled, funny looking face dog.

8. If I called your high school guidance counselor, what would they say about you?  I am a very good student.  No  bad record.

9. Car A is moving at 63 miles an hour. 4 people are in the Car A. Car B is moving at 22 miles an hour. There is a driver and passenger who just came from a hotel while cheating on their spouses in Car B. They will crash into each other in exactly 3.5 minutes. What are your fun plans for this Labor day Weekend while these six people meet a brutal and gruesome death??
I will look forward to their news being aired on TV.